What the HELL is THAT ?
Could it be a broken theodolite tripod ?
A giraffe struggling at a water hole
One dislocated leg awkwardly slung out of position another bent backward, a foot in the basin.
Contorted.
Most unnatural
Painful looking.
Grunting in exertion, & that sickly smell…
Overpowering…
Like cheap Chinese perfume, an abused air-freshener, mosquito repellent perhaps ?
What's that cream, & why's it being pushed in there ?
"Aaagh… I can't look".
I really didn't want to get close enough to be splashed…
As nasty as that.
Coming out of the shower my senses had been assaulted by the sight, sound & smell of this young German "Man's" grooming antics.
He's not alone…From what I've seen, there's been a complete turn around in the ablution routines followed by male & female tourists from Europe.
Most Euro-Girls're quick…
In & out, no time for buggering about, no shaving, no hair drying… Nothing.
Sometimes they walk out, still brushing teeth.
Aaah, but the BOYS…
Now many of THEM wander in carrying bags brimming with lotions & potions. Depilatory creams, moisturisers & sunblocks…
Pre-wash, afterwash, body lotions, shampoo, conditioners & gels.
If they pick up a razor, they first prepare themselves with foul smelling lotions, slapping & splashing like we see at a birdbath.
Peering into the mirror, pulling faces, making little noises, pimping & preening…
Jesus, they're embarrassing Man.
By the time his hair's been gelled, teeth flossed, nails polished & bag repacked, the Girl's often got the hirecar parked outside, waiting…
Rooftop tent packed, ready to go.
He only has to carefully get into the passenger seat, sit still & keep quiet.
"Don't go in there Man… It smells like a whores handbag".
